Your husband may be gay if...

A. He spends more time grooming & using “product” than you do

B. He was WAY more excited about picking out china patterns than you were

C. He won’t engage in oral sex with you, or won't have sex with you at all

D. You belong to a culture or religion that denies homosexuality

E. You catch him eyeing other men…often

F. You come across male porn in his drawer

G. D’oh! You catch him in bed with another man

Hey, I Think Your Husband's Gay!

Hey, I Think Your Husband's Gay!

Tuesday, August 14, 2012

Poll: Do Straight Men Wear Their Hair This Way?

I'm take this question very seriously.

Naively, perhaps, I used to assume that this was a very gay hairstyle, but many men are wearing their hair this way. Since my gaydar isn't perfect, and many days is way off, I need your help.

Please note: by posting a photo of Ryan Seacrest, I'm not suggesting that he's gay (I could care less), but am rather using it as an example.

Jennifer Anniston's boy-toy and fiance, Justin Theroux, has the same hairstyle. It would really suck for Ms. Aniston, after everything she's been through, to be with a gay man. However, it would not be the first time for a couple to be in a sham relationship for the sake of Hollywood, but that's another topic entirely. We'll save that one for another day.

Let's talk about hair. Specifically, this hair.

Please speak up and let me know how you feel. Gay or not gay???

1 comment:

  1. I don't think so. It's really just a crew cut with some style up top. More and more guys -- straight and gay -- prefer to keep their hair short these days because it's easier to manage.

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