Your husband may be gay if...

A. He spends more time grooming & using “product” than you do

B. He was WAY more excited about picking out china patterns than you were

C. He won’t engage in oral sex with you, or won't have sex with you at all

D. You belong to a culture or religion that denies homosexuality

E. You catch him eyeing other men…often

F. You come across male porn in his drawer

G. D’oh! You catch him in bed with another man

Hey, I Think Your Husband's Gay!

Hey, I Think Your Husband's Gay!

Monday, August 6, 2012

Right In Your Own Backyard

Yesterday I was talking to my next-door neighbor for quite a while.

It was the most we had ever spoken. He's not the most overtly friendly guy and ignores me most of the time.

However, this time my housemate and I held him as a captive audience.

What did I notice about him?

He sure as sin seemed gay to me!!

That wouldn't even be an issue if he was say, out!

But he's not.

He's married to a woman and they have a young child.

It was interesting, to say the least and just a tad disturbing.

We were at the outlook, around the corner, waiting for the Blue Angels to start flying around for Seafair.

There was another guy from the neighborhood lurking about and I'm pretty sure trying to hit on him, but Donna and I were keeping him from his prey. Once we were all done talking, they connected.

Donna, my housemate, and I chatted with him for quite a while. All I can say is this: I would bet money on him NOT being straight.

What occurred to me next is this: is it possible that I've lived next door to not 1, but 2 closeted gay men???

It seems to be looking that way.

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